{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
{"fact":"Your cat's heart beats at a rate almost double that of yours, from 110-140 beats per minute.","length":92}
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{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
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