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{"type":"standard","title":"Guillaume Franc","displaytitle":"Guillaume Franc","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1423270","titles":{"canonical":"Guillaume_Franc","normalized":"Guillaume Franc","display":"Guillaume Franc"},"pageid":68950091,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/Forme_pri%C3%A8res_1542.jpg","width":299,"height":430},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/Forme_pri%C3%A8res_1542.jpg","width":299,"height":430},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1277649621","tid":"da1a49de-f3c6-11ef-b9dd-776e42ff18dd","timestamp":"2025-02-25T22:21:26Z","description":"French musician and composer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillaume_Franc","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillaume_Franc?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillaume_Franc?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Guillaume_Franc"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillaume_Franc","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Guillaume_Franc","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillaume_Franc?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Guillaume_Franc"}},"extract":"Guillaume Franc was a French musician and composer active in Geneva and Lausanne in the mid-16th century. He is regarded as instrumental in the development of both the Genevan Psalter and the Lausanne Psalter. Some of the melodies are still used in hymns in the 21st century.","extract_html":"
Guillaume Franc was a French musician and composer active in Geneva and Lausanne in the mid-16th century. He is regarded as instrumental in the development of both the Genevan Psalter and the Lausanne Psalter. Some of the melodies are still used in hymns in the 21st century.
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{"type":"standard","title":"June Barrow-Green","displaytitle":"June Barrow-Green","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1713257","titles":{"canonical":"June_Barrow-Green","normalized":"June Barrow-Green","display":"June Barrow-Green"},"pageid":52719517,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/Barrow_green_june.jpg/330px-Barrow_green_june.jpg","width":320,"height":412},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/Barrow_green_june.jpg","width":622,"height":800},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1274519254","tid":"8f5b9cb9-e58f-11ef-8ac7-29fb6cc30763","timestamp":"2025-02-07T20:10:22Z","description":"British mathematician and historian of mathematics","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_Barrow-Green","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_Barrow-Green?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_Barrow-Green?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:June_Barrow-Green"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_Barrow-Green","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/June_Barrow-Green","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_Barrow-Green?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:June_Barrow-Green"}},"extract":"June Barrow-Green is a professor of History of Mathematics at the Open University and a visiting professor at the London School of Economics.","extract_html":"
June Barrow-Green