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{"fact":"There is a species of cat smaller than the average housecat. It is native to Africa and it is the Black-footed cat (Felis nigripes). Its top weight is 5.5 pounds.","length":162}
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{"fact":"The leopard is the most widespread of all big cats.","length":51}
{"fact":"Among many other diseases, cats can suffer from anorexia, senility, feline AIDS and acne.","length":89}
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Richard Pilkington was a British Conservative politician and member of the Pilkington glass-manufacturing family.
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HD 93607 is a star in the constellation Carina. Its apparent magnitude is 4.87. Its parent cluster is IC 2602.
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